Sunday, February 13, 2011
In other news, I invented something I want to get patented, but I don't know how to go about doing so. I'm not telling anyone the details because I don't want them to steal my awesome idea. I actually invented shoes that light up when you walk when I was in third grade, but my mother said it was a stupid idea, so I gave it up. And we know how that ended. You see light up shoes on every damn kid between the ages of 2 and 10. If I had followed up on that invention, I'd be doing brunch with the heiress to the Q-Tip fortune this weekend instead of combining 4 dinners worth of leftovers into one meal. And guess what, as good as my chili tastes, it does NOT pair well with pea salad.
Posted by Leslie - lilkoala3 at 10:18 PM