Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Poppy seeds = POOPY seeds

I have a poppy seed stuck in my tooth, and it is slowly but surely driving me mad.  Who was the wiseguy who decided to put poppy seeds in lemon muffins?  You can't even really taste them.  In fact, if they taste like anything, they taste like dirt.  Yes, I know what dirt tastes like because my little sister used to make me eat it (along with grass, but that's a story for another day).  And if you were to eat a lemon poppy seed muffin blindfolded, the only way that you'd know it had contained poppy seeds would be the inevitable senstation of something lodged in your molar.  Sometimes, I think the only thing keeping me from self-actualization is the presence of poppy seeds in my life.


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